“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.”
Tomorrow is my birthday. And I can’t take the day off like I usually do so I get to “enjoy” Crazy Boss and all the other Annoying Minions all day. Yay. Anyway, my coworker might surprise me with ice cream cake so it will be more bearable.
So Mr. G. says to me tonight, “Do you want your presents now so we’re not rushed tomorrow morning?”
Mr. G. (rolling his eyes): Why not???????????????
Me: Um, because today is NOT my birthday. If you give me my presents today then tomorrow is just another day and that would suck because it’s my birthday. TOMORROW!
Mr. G. (still rolling eyes): Well it is just another day to me.
Me: Well it’s important to me that I have people acknowledge my birthday and wish me a happy day ON MY BIRTHDAY! (And for a minute I want to act like Peanut and scream at him, “OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!!!!!” But I don’t. Because that would be weird.)
Mr. G.: That’s weird. Women are weird! Who cares?!!!?
Me: You know there are other women in the world that think like me. Maybe other men too.
To which he replies, “FINE! I’ll wait until tomorrow but I’m getting your butt up early so it won’t make me late to work.” Fine with me, as long as it’s after 12:00 A.M.